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19 and Totally Busted by my mother!!!!

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Mr_S
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i get home this afternoon to find my mother holding a pack of condoms that i had bought the previous day. i knew right there n then that i was totally busted. I had lied and said im staying home to do assignments while they were away, now she cant trust me...hmmm damn ive messed everything up, now she wont allow my girl to visit no more, i guess thats the @!%& part of being 19!
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So the end result is that yr shares are at an all time low & yr strategy seems poked !!!
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tell her, she should be happy you use condoms!
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This is worse than having to put up with Mkadir!
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If youre old enough to drink and old enough to drive then surely youre old enough to shag as well! A pack of rough riders can only mean youre responsible...and aim to please!
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bulletjie_1
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was the pack empty or full... 3 pack or ten pack?
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He was planning on going long into the market...shows hes got balls!
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dookie
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Gawd.... I'm glad my youth is but a distant memory!!
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My advice is wait until you're married! And thank your mom for showing you the error of your ways!
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ian_kotze
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john_1
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LOL....Next time just say there your dads..a watch the heat shift as you slip out of the room.
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Mr S I have a solution which will get your mother to totally forget about the lill issue of u potentially safely banging your girlfriend....tell her u told Brad to wear them but he prefers to bareback ...
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dookie
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LOL. I'm sure your mother had her hands full with you!
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saash
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Yes, ok, but how old is the girl?
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john_1
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If he knows what s good for him he will be talking shagging lessons from a 30 something.
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john_1
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If he knows what s good for him he will be talking shagging lessons from a 30 something.
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Mr_S
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Haha, i actually went with a friend to go get some but then i thought hmmm, what would my chick think about the name 'rough riders' i mean lol she would think iv started watching them rough porn videos! Durex came highly recommended though...haha i swear, i always get cold and freeze up when i walk into a shop to buy a pack haha
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platsak
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I wish I still lived in world where my worst fear is my stash being found by my Mother. That was a time when we paid for condoms and got plastic bags for free.
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Mr_S
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lol it was a 3 pack, and the box was empty so i had no chance, lol i thought of saying that i had the box for research activities at vasity but lol i lied about her being there in the first place so that wouldnt work, i accepted that i was busted...
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