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A man went to confession....

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'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Cookie Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another man entered the confessional. 'Father , it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Cookie Green twice a week for the past two months.' This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Cookie Green?' 'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied. 'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's. At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Cookie Green?' The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just the reflection from her shoes'.
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Reminds me..... A priest went to a catholic boys' school to attend to confessions. The first boy came in and started, "forgive me father, for I have sinned, I threw peanuts into the river". The Priest a bit surprised at such a small sin immediately forgave hime and sent in for the next boy. He also confessed to throwing peanuts into the river. After giving him and the boy after him immediate forgiveness for simply throwing peanuts into the river, the Priest was not perplexed. When the fourth boy walked into the confession box, the Priest immediatlely asked him "Dont tell me you also threw peanuts into the river?". The boy responded, "no Father,......I am Peanuts".
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