Any herpetologists on the forum?

[HateGauteng]

R.E.S.

[Blik]

I know one or two - why?

[john_1]

what is herpetologist? it sounds contagous and something you only talk to your doctor about that is definitly going to effect your sex life!

[#4]

Nah John, that was too easy

[john_1]

well it could be about hydroponic basil farming or somthing...

[john_1]

Frogs and snakes.. so I was right, it is something that is going to negativly effect your sex life!

[Blik]

Only if you step on them, eat them or generally muck about with them.

[john_1]

dude do you know any teenaged geek who had snakes that got laid before he was 30!.. and then the chick bit the frogs head of and drank its blood.. dude really bad for your sex life! unless ofcourse you are into having your blood sucked through your eye balls or something.

[Blik]

Or you're Bear Grylls of course

[john_1]

any man who choses to do the stuff he does has clearly got issues.. perhaps he has a small willy or something! hence the freudian need to bite of the snakes head!

[Blik]

Interesting concept in there John. Maybe Bear doing what he does, is the same as us always trying to have more...bigger, better, faster, always testing ourselves, be it on the market or chewing puffadders for breakie. Freud would have a ball on this forum, Chartist notwithstanding!

[HateGauteng]

Funny okes. Anyway, I got two males of the above and if no one wants em, I sending them off to invade some human degraded ecosystem (or whats left of it).