Attention Simon and clients birthdays

[INTTHEMONEY]

Hi Simon Is it true that if it is your celebration of your birthday you get 1000 into your points bank? Silly rumour but HEY MAYBE ITS TRUE??

[DST]

It is true - you can sign up for the points if your birtday is on the 32nd of a month with three vowels in it.

[#3]

No, but Simon shows up on yor doorstep and does a strip-o-gram. If you specify, he'll wear a nurse outfit.