B*tch and Moan

[Brazen]

Just wondering when we will be able to move money between accounts ourselves. Sent an e-mail at 9.13 to transfer from one account to another - still waiting. Surely, surely, it would be more efficient if we could just do it ourselves?

[Brazen]

Oh, and it'd be great if you could transfer the f****** money too. I wish to trade. Thankyou for listening.

[CHATTYCHAT]

And could you reduce (at least half) the size of the red arrow on the 'my accounts/my portfolio' display - I have a fixation with green arrows and the red ones really dominate my scene.

[john_1]

What are you wanting to buy B?

[#5]

Brazen you are not qualified...you don't and never will understand the complicates world of banking...questions such as why a debit order amount is taken of my partners account and only appears in my account 4 days later...are just too complicated for the mere mortal to understand so no explanation is needed...

[#6]

hehe. I see you're getting as ticked off sitting on the side lines as I am... Just look at what my baby SAB has done since I sold all my sabstas on friday. well at least Im earning 0.02% interest each day:)

[SimonPB]

brazen, email is a process - we only commit to respond within 24 hours (albeit generally quicker). If you call in transfer happens in real time.

[Preston]

In short. All monies transferred will go into a suspense account. These account could run into million of lines. Some poor guy who is seriously underpaid, is given the task of allocation. Sad , but true. REMEMBER BANK DO NOT USE MICKEY MOUSE SYSTEM < SO UNLESS YOU UNDERSTAND ITS COMPLEXITIES< IT WOULD BE BEST ADVISE TO LIMIT YOUR RANTING AND RAVING>

[Brazen]

Mowing down bankers with an Uzi is a process.

[Brazen]

Got some long contracts on INL yesterday and wanted to add on the dip this morning.

[SimonPB]

well only if you set it to single shot and pull slowly, otherwise tis a flash.

[Brazen]

BTW thanks for pointing me in that direction. Would never have looked at it if not for you.

[john_1]

an example of how a single moment can bring such joy!

[Brazen]

You fogot the foreplay torture. Stuff like taking the batteries out of their little calculators and scratching their Carpenters CDs.

[SimonPB]

brazen, so much you have to learn. We don't use calculators - we just make up the numbers, if the customer smiles then we figure it favoured them and then change the answer until they stop smiling.

[Brazen]

LOL! You're a good egg Simon.

[#17]

It's time for a banker joke: The banker steps into a pile of dog poo. He lifts his foot and sees it dripping off his shoe - and shouts - "Aargh, I'm melting!"

[steve_1]

Double bank fees for you this month!!!!