I'll give the chineszze lessions. Here's lession numba 1: 1) Great...............................................Fa Kin Su Pah 2) Are you harbouring a fugitive.......................Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP.........................................Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man..........................................Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse.........................................Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?............................Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table........................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift........................Chin Tu Fat 9) It is very dark in here.............................Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet.......................Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone............................No Pah King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.............Wai Yu Kum Nao 13) Staying out of sight...............................Lei ing Lo 14) He is cleaning his automobile......................Wa Shing Ka 15) That is not right..................................Sum Ting Wong 16) Your body odour is offensive.......................Yu Stin Ki Pu