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Enters the Forum again wearing string and cardboard longs and shorts . . .

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Waits for audience applause . . . not a sausage.
Is it safe to come back in here again?
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USERX
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Welcome back AvS. Where have you been all summer? Africa is not for sissies hey!
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Champ_golfer
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Yer Avs so what is in your chrystal ball for tomorrow?? Mine says little red am, green pm and lotsa green fri whole day.
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I'm afraid you have bigger bahlls than I have Champ.
If the market goes up, I'll long. If it goes down, I'll short. If it goes up or down too much, too fast, I'll close out . . .
After being snot-klapped by the market once or twice I'm more cynical, and much more wary of taking advice or putting real money on any kind of predictions. That being said, I'm still short STX40 and will add to or reduce my position every 4 hours or so during trading time. This method works pretty well for me.
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DavidG
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Hello 'bottle... here, hold this lit stick of dynamite...
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'ello capitainn . . . does capitain promise not to light the fuse? Puts stick of dynamite into cardboard shorts pocket
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DavidG
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B'bottle sits at the piano and leads the forum in a rousing chorus of the 1812 Overture . . .
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john_1
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audience now applaudes and stands in ovation!
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oh! fame and fortune at last! . . .
Strikes heroic scout pose and takes a bow, but effect is ruined as moves off stage-left by tear in seat of trousers
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