A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to a very beautiful woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. The beautiful woman stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then sent a note to him as follows: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants". After reading the beautiful woman's note, the man sent her one. It read: "I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. I have more than twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back....