Friday Joke Please

[Blik]

Aside from the weather, the market and my portfolio, can someone please post a decent Friday joke? Lets not forget our Friday forum obligations here!

[BoburUncle]

Ouma goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive Oupa's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance," says Ouma. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache." "No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on." A week later Ouma returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went. "Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor." "What happened?" asks the doctor. "Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. Oupa jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible." "What was terrible?" said the doctor, "was the sex not good?" "Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in Mugg & Bean again

[Blik]

Billy-Ray the Hillbilly meets Bobby-Jean, and they hit it off famously to the extent where they quickly progress to marriage and dates. Billy-Ray says to Bobby-Jean A¢A_AoLordie, but gosh I would like ya to become ma wifeA¢A_A_. Bobby-Jean, who is quite smitten with Billy-Ray replies A¢A_Aowhy sure Billy-Ray, and to prove ma luv to ya, IA¢A_ATll even save myself for the wedding night for youA¢A_A_. Billy-Ray, while not the sharpest, goes back to his family in the bayou to report on the upcoming event. Upon hearing the story, Billy-RayA¢A_ATs old man, growls A¢A_Aono way son, aint no way in darned heck you marrying that womanA¢A_A¦'cause if she A¢A_ATaint good enough for her family, she A¢A_A~aint good enough for mine!A¢A_A_

[THRESHOLD]

BUY SIMMERS!

[GGG]

NO ROFFY JOKES PLEASE!!