Friday Joke

[chas]

I was standing in a bar in Glasgow yesterday and this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. I said to him, "Dae ye know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?" He says "No, why the ***** did you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?" "Naw", I say, "It's cause yer drinking ma beer, ya wee *****."