Friday evening joke

[stores]

In a church in Bronkhorstspruit one Sunday morning a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front of the altar." With that, Dietmus got in line and when it was his turn the Preacher asked, "Dietmus, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Dietmus replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Ditmus's ear, placed his other hand on top of Ditmus's head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Dietmus how is your hearing now?" Dietmus answered, "I don't know. My hearing is only next Thursday."

[#2]

Thanks stores. Shame on the forumites, only one friday joke. That's 'cause people are like teabags ; You can only tell how strong they are when they're in hot water. Lighten up, there is a whole week ahead to make some good progress.