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Friday joke: Valentine Day

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stores
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My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text... If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you xxx. I texted back........I am on the loo. What should I do?
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Rams
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And poor Oscar, took his girlfriend out on Valentines Day
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jaj
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A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, Relatives of yours? Yep, the husband replied, In-laws.
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stores
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