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Four Catholic men and a woman were having coffee in Rome's St.Peters Square. The first man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence. The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She quietly replies, "I have a daughter. Men give her pitying looks. Woman continues.A¢A_A_ Slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, Oh My God."
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my vote for best friday joke for this year...
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