Friday joke......

[BoburUncle]

A Mexican just started his own business in Afghanistan .. He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.

[Preston]

Excellent joke :-)

[BoburUncle]

I was in Pick n Pay the other day and saw a midget pick up a pack of mushrooms. I couldn't help shouting 'Grow Mario! Grow!'

[Preston]

ha, ha.LMAO

[BoburUncle]

Chuck Norris once donated an old watch to charity. Some kid bought it and now his name is Ben 10

[BoburUncle]

While searching for Chuck Norris on Google: Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found. Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents. Suggestions: Run, before he finds you Try a different person

[BoburUncle]

Ol' Van and his girlfriend are getting down and dirty when the girlfriend suffers an epileptic fit. Van rushes her to the hospital where the doctor asks him what happened. Van replies, "I dunno doc, I think her orgasm is skipping."

[suki]

RUSSIA: We are the 1st to go to space! USA: We are the 1st to land on the moon! MALEMA: We will be the 1st to land on the sun! USA: The sun is too hot, you cannot land on it! MALEMA: We are not stupid, we will go at night!

[Mr_S]

hahaha excellent...!! imagine he makes it to president!

[qwest]

The next term Mal-emma will be president for sure