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3JN2
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The Stock market Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $30 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50. However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. 'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought and collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.' The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys. Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere! Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.
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Rams
Super Contributor
Nice , reminds me of that bloke who called a 2000 point short some months ago, he has now disappeared, and I feel sorry for the monkeys....
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3JN2
Frequent Contributor
How did your fool proof system go at the races today? It worked perfectly until Â… the race started.
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yyy
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The story in commodity terms: Back in 2008 when oil broke $150 all the investment houses were predicting $200, it was a slam dunk trade, and so the village people invested... Now in 2012 gold is at $1800, all the investment houses are starting to call $2000/2400, news papers are covered with gold adverts, GLD is issuing new debenture every second day .... could this be the top?
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chas
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Fab enjoy the weekend
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