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Rams
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Why so many South Africans are moving to Australia: Van der Merwe had never been out of South Africa before and was visiting Bondi Beach, Australia . He spotted a long line of black dots out in the water and said to an Aussie who was sitting close by, "Meneer, what are all those little black things out there?" "They're buoys," replied the Aussie. "Boys?!" replied Van der Merwe. "What are they doing out there?" "Holding up the shark net, mate," the Aussie told him. "What a great country, this!" said Van der Merwe, deeply impressed. "We'd never get away with that at home!"
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guru
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Nice one Terblanche. Are you serious posting this racist joke!
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Rams
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well; i am not Van der Merwe, and not Aussie, so I could be the buoy? Anyway, whats up with this guru thing, is that not a name for a God?
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