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Rams
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Fluctuations An Asian man walked into the currency exchange line in a New York bank with 2000 yen, and he walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week. The lady said, "Fluctuations." The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
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klapka
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The teacher is telling the class the story of Chicken Little. She says, and Chicken Little went running to the farmer yelling "The sky is falling!, the sky is falling! !" And what do you think the farmer said? A little girl puts up her hand and says, " I think the farmer said - Jesus Christ, a talking chicken.!
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