An elderly Italian man and his young English apprentice were relaxing on their bunks abroad an oil rig. The Italian opened his snuff box and dabbed each nostril befor inhaling deeply, ahhhhh my rosie he said. What are you doing Gissepe asked the young man, well we are on this rig for 3 months at a time he said and when ever iam feeling lonley or sad i take a snort of my wifes aprivate hair to reminda me of her body so abeutaful. To cut along storey short when he arrived home the young english man persuaded his wife to part with her clippings and he put them in his own snuff box.When he arrived back on board the rig he proudly showed of his prize to Gissepe, the old man said ah thats wonderful woulda you miunda if i had a try, the young man thought it cant do any harm as they will never meeet and gave him a big pinch, the old man inserted the hair in each nostril and snorted back like a true conniser, he imediatly coughed and whretched, whats wrong said the englishman, you cutta a little to close to the bum...........
