Joke for the day - might be deleted oops!!!

[#1]

Jannie se ouma kuier oppie plaas en Jannie hardloop by die plaashuis in waar sy ma en ouma besig is om middag ete voor te berei. "Ma, Ma, die bul spyker 'n koei!" Ouma skrik haar boeglam en kry omtrent 'n hartaanval. Jannie se ma gryp hom aan die oor en trek hom buitentoe en sê "luister nou mooi Jannie, jy kannie rondloop en sulke lelike woorde gebruik nie, gebruik iets anders soos... huh.... sê eerder die bul verras die koei" 'n Paar minute later hardloop Jannie weer in die kombuis in; "Ma, Ma, die bul verras nou al die koeie!" "Onmoontlik Jannie" sê sy ma, "Die bul kannie al die koeie verras nie". "Ja hy kan!!" sê Jannie, "Hy spyker nou die perd!!!"

[CE]

Moenie worry nie, Simon gaan in die Oxford kyk wat Brits vir spyker is.

[#3]

hahaha

[sax]

goeie een

[Preston]

Oh Boy !!!

[Beep_Beep]

Heh Heh Good one

[earlyret]

haha... en die bulle is al weer besig om die bere te spyker!!

[CE]

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a r scheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it

[spacy]

It is excccellent. There is no better medicine then bursting out loudly with laughter when one sit alone quitely trading. Thanks Hennie great?

[Spike]

Hang, CE, who let the letters out? For me that's as good as a holiday or a revolution (I'm a book & journal editor).

[CE]

Got it in my inbox, thought it was very interesting. I was able to read it like a story book and was curious to see what you guys thoughts are.