Jokes for the day

[#1]

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. last one - INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

[#2]

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears Robert W. Sarnoff