Here's a few tips: "Buy high, sell higher." - William O'Neil "Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it." - Will Rogers "Rule No. 1: Never lose money. Rule No 2: Never forget Rule No. 1." - Warren Buffett "A fool and his money are soon parted." - Unknown "You should invest in a business that even a fool can run, because someday a fool will." - Warren Buffett "The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket." - Kin Hubbard