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Brazen
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Another example. You know when you stand in that airless security booth before you can enter? When the green light goes on you're drugged and taken to the back room where they draw 5 litres of blood and remove one kidney. They sell this. Not many people are aware of this.
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Brazen
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A tip. When they try to remove your WWII gas mask, saying it's for 'security reason'. Struggle like mad, it's a trick.
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Sometimes I have this pain in the a$$ when I leave the bank. Maybe they're doing other unmentionable things as well, while you're drugged....
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Or maybe I'm the guy in Chartist's butt plug movie....
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Brazen
Super Contributor
Extremely likely Mammon. They are bankers. Just wear the mask at all times cos they drug you using gas through the vents. Some people will stare. Ignore them.
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SimonPB
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Brazen
Super Contributor
Bah humbug. Still, wish I'd bought more ASAIHBs yesterday. Please note, no more SBK instalments. See how that affects your bottom line.
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