@Rams, Wow, honestly, (jokes and sarcasm aside) extremely intellectual posting. For my records,this thread ranks in the upper Top 10's. Well done.... You baited poor Werner, created an air of suspicion and then you release invaluable logic.
An MBA and his buddy who happened to be a Mechanic go on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the Mechanic wakes his MBA friend. "look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time ! wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The Mechanic is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".