Mayday by - super idego

[SimonPB]

has been deleted (no surprise I assume).

[#2]

Good on you, Simon. I figger as a well-hung dude meself, only references to large *****es should be allowed.

[#3]

I believe the plural is pennie.

[#4]

Super, dude, you've managed to add another word to SEQ's list. D'you think they have 'knob' onnit yet?

[CE]

Maybe we should then rename all our body parts ? After all, that is the medical term for the guy !!

[#6]

Copulation? Profilactic?

[Brazen]

er, if I may defend Simon here. I don't think it was p*nis that did it, Simon is, after all, the President of the Pygmey Protection and Proliferation Society. I've seen him wear the (little) T-shirt.

[#8]

Perhaps if OST wants to enforce this whole censorship deal, which has gotten outta hand IMHO, they should provide a memo of what they deem to be acceptable? Sub clause 10b: Thou shalt not rip off pygmy's lest thy be keen for a mighty smiting from the omnipresent üubergod.

[#9]

Cock,*****,Dinky,Donger,Donk,Johnson,Knob,Old Fellow,*****,Pork Sword, *****, Wanger, Willy, Winky, Purple Helmeted Junket Plunger,Shlong,Slug,Tadger,Tallywhacker. Or if if you is a pigmy, The Little Guy..

[#10]

..just testing..

[Brazen]

Don't worry Simon, I've already done the smiting. Gravy won't be bothering you again anytime soon.

[#12]

ooo, what a mighty spoon you have. Smite him o great omnipresent deity.

[#13]

..ouch...!

[#14]

You left out "one eyed monster"

[#15]

I keep getting logged out, is this part of my chastisement o mighty divinity that sees all?

[#16]

I think you guys are over-loading the censors!!! or the chatisement is rubbing off on me aswell cos I keep getting logged off too.

[#17]

A hunter walking through the jungle was surprised to find a pygmy standing beside a very large dead beast. Amazed, he asked, "Did you kill that?" The pygmy answered, "Yes." The hunter then asked, "How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?" Said the pygmy, "I killed it with my club." The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?" The pygmy replied, "There's about 60 of us."

[#18]

Well at the end of the day all these naughty words and much much more, are gazetted in the Government Gazette under home affairs... doesnt that make it like ok to use them or something?? I dont see any stars or censors in the gazette:)

[el_torro]

Nice 1

[#20]

That must be the club of little guys Goldfinger started that meets weekly at teazers...