Medical terms - Africa style

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Genotype - The kind of girl Gino likes

G.I. Series - A soldier ball game

Sterile solution - Not using the elevator during a fire

Surgery - A reason to get an uninterruptible power supply

Tablet - A small table

Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport

Tumor - More than one

Ultrasound - A loud noise

Urine - Opposite of you're out

Varicose - Nearby

Vein - Conceited

Weak - Seven days

Recovery Room - A place to do upholstery

Rectum - Damn near killed 'em

Red blood count - Dracula

Rheumatic - Amorous

Saline - Where you go on your boyfriend's boat

Scar - Rolled tobacco leaf

Secretion - Hiding something

Seizure - Roman Emperor

Dilate - To live a long time

Enema - Not a friend

Enteritis - A penchant for burglary

ER - The things on your head that you hear with

Pharmacist - Person who makes a living dealing in agriculture