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Monday afternoon joke by - CHATTYCHAT - DELETED

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SimonPB
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this is not a pub. Jokes must be squeaky clean.
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BB is not happy !!! surfs up duds making a killing sines thursday YEE HAA !!!!!
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CHATTYCHAT
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I'm shocked, but accept. Sorry! Pity the 2nd joke fell prey to my wrongdoing.
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post them in boere taal... on for longer ... oxford keeps them busy !!!
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Russ
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Ditzy
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Dilligaff2
Frequent Contributor
And what would happen if all the cars and taxis in South Africa were pink?








We'd be a pink carnation, and flowery too :)
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CHATTYCHAT
Super Contributor
ek onthou daai een van jou, Hennie - jou pos moes eintlik ook geskroef gewees het :-)
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Plonky
Super Contributor
Hey Simon .... will this one pass ?? Ques : What is better than roses on your piano ???? Ans : Tulips on your organ !!!!
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Or this one? Ques: Whats worse than grease on John Travolta? Ans: Come on Eileen.
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Plonky
Super Contributor
That's the spirit !!! I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy.
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BABYBOY
Regular Contributor
WHATSZZZUPP GUYS WHAT DID I MISS... being busy... CC WHATS THE JOKE. LOL
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Preston
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It was about man who sold some of anatomy for cash, then turn around and sued god for making have a "stupid brain"...
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