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Super Contributor
I dont know how many of you have been following the stories in the UK regarding people wanting to commit assisted suicide at the dignitas clinic in swizerland... So my Idea,,,is suicide safaris/ see the big five before you see their maker...one way tickets only.
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Valued Contributor
well no, you got to return the remains .. but probably cheaper return ticket ..
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Super Contributor
And for only the price of an old cell phone.. you can get the discounted township tour...
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Super Contributor
With the financial services crisis are any of them bankers? The suicides I mean. Kinda gives me a business idea too.
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Super Contributor
lol Bankers get to go for free... and with travel insurence you remains get airlifted home so no need for the return tickets.
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Contributor
No worries about that. Just make sure the last of the Big 5 are hungry lions - and that there are hyenas on the premises. No remains.. no problem. Good idea!
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Super Contributor
You can rename it to a big six safari.
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Super Contributor
I believe that oke who fed his farm worker to a lion gets parole soon, prehaps he could manage this concept..after all he has farm management experience.
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Super Contributor
I can see it in Lights... Find your soul in the african bush... your who life will pass before you as you watch the sun go down.
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Interestingly human remains are shipped at double the usual rate because live humans are so scared of handling coffins they demand extra pay. fact!
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no problem with the remains either - a poop scoop and plastic bag will suffice. vacuum sealed to pass with eu legislation
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Contributor
See, even the help will be easy to get... And cheap. who else will hire him?
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Super Contributor
See I love brainstorming....once the lions are fed the family members can hunt the man eating beast and we can send them home with a taxidermied lion, or just the lion skin rug so much more useful than a jar of ashes.
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no-no-no - you are going to run out of lions way too soon if your business idea catches.
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make sure you get payment upfront.
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Super Contributor
lol. Those who can't afford the trip can claim from their death-benefits fund :-)
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Super Contributor
Jonno...I am clearing the river in the berg of invader trees so send these bankers to me....only condition is they gotta cut 2 tons of wattle for their own pyre so I can convert them to charcoal...I can see this product in Thrupps & Harrods....Organic Saville Row Briquettes...itsa winner man!
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Super Contributor
Hey there Y-man what a fantastic thing to see you posting... brings back them hazy hungover memories of yester year. The new ememy is patent layers. mine excluded... although I would like to be his banker.
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Super Contributor
Y - I hope you are also releasing lots of the little Melanterius seed eating weavils - the PPRI can advise you there. Since Acacia mearnsii has a seedbank of around 40000 seeds per square metre you may have a battle on your hands for sometime.
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