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asylum
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This market has as much direction as a drunk on the Cape flats!
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Pleiades
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Cape Flats Ghost Story: So this guy's hitchhiking in the Cape Flats. Huge storm, winds, driving rain etc and sees a car appear through the mists. It stops in front of him. He jumps in and the car moves off. Suddenly he realises - there's no driver! The car approaches a bend and he starts saying his last prayers. Just before it hits the armco a hand appears through the open window and steers the car safely round the bend. Eventually the car comes to a stop and he jumps out and runs to a shebeen. After downing his first brandy two men appear in the doorway. The one says: Daarsie bliksem wat in die kar geklim het to ons ge-push het...
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Or Graham Smith at the crease.....
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