On the Lighter Side......

[YNWA]

*Sex-Insurance: *_Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically _Sex-Insurance_ The insurance companies have formulated the following options: _ Option 1: _ If you sleep with your wife - *LEGAL & GENERAL* _ Option 2: _ If you sleep with your wife in your car - *AUTO &** **GENERAL*_ Option 3:__ _ If you sleep with someone else's wife: - *MUTUAL & FEDERAL** *_ Option 4: _ Sleeping with your mother-in-law - *OLD MUTUAL** *_ Option 5: _ If you sleep with a Bushman-girl - *SANLAM *_ Option 6: _ Sleeping with more than one person at the same time - *PRESTASIE MULTIPLEX** *_ Option 7: _ Taking advantage of the person you sleep with - *LIBERTY LIFE *_ Option 8: _ Man sleeping with another man - *HOLLARD ** *_ Option 9: _ Having sex on the spur of the moment - *MOMENTUM *_ Option 10: _ Sleeping with your ex-wife - *OUTSURANCE *_ Option 11: _ Sleeping with a prostitute - *BUDGET*_ Option 12: _ Having sex with someone you don't even know - *DISCOVERY* ...........good trading amigo's. ADIOS

[barry_1]

great!

[Brazen]

Ha! Just a comment - you seem quite interested in sex.

[YNWA]

Ahoy B....Luuurve the female form...& mind....I have it on great authority from the barmaid Rosita -Jim instructor by day and early hours of the morning- at the Cactus that sex is great for ones cardio-respiratory system....not good for the musco-skeletal system should the chandelier or mirror [you should know about cracked mirrors] give way from the ceiling....Are you back in town? Has Gravy finished his starring role in 1001 Arabian Nights? See ya and don't wrestling with pigs, you both get dirty but they like it!