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CHATTYCHAT
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'Whenever you find yourself in a hole it is time to stop digging' - Warren Buffet; 'It doesn't matter if you're bad at Golf or S#x, you may still enjoy it' - Kevin Costner.
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-***** - Jack Nicholson
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..one's company, two's a crowd, three's a party (Andy Warhol).
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surfer
Regular Contributor
few things in life are fatal
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geordie1
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Just because I am Paranoid does'nt mean that they are not after me
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asylum
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While amateurs go broke by taking large losses, professionals go broke by taking small profits."
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Blik
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'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'David, I don't know and I don't care.' David Nosafora to Troy Flavell
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If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. -Rory breaker (lock stock and two smokin barrels (CLASSIC!!)
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barry_1
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Its the ability to fail that makes for lasting success! and Failure should be our teacher,not our undertaker!
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Blik
Super Contributor
***** Happens (Gump, F, 95 or so)
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Brazen
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Things to do in the lift on the way home tonight - WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. - GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. - MEOW occasionally. - STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." - WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. - DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" - BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. - CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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CHATTYCHAT
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:-) :D) I was with a group for lunch the other day, waiter crawling in, greeting: "Hi, I'm Willie and will be waiting on you today." Up jumps one of the guests, stretching out his arm and forcing the waiter to shake his hand: "Hi, I'm Willie and I'll be on your case if I have to wait for you!"
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1 Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things 2 If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes 3 The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live 4 Is there another word for synonym? 5 What if there were no hypothetical questions 6 I went into a bookstore and asked the salesman, "where's the self-help section?" he replied "If I tell you it will defeat the purpose" 7 One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....
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CHATTYCHAT
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Nice, straight and simply relaxing :-)
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Bossie_Bek
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One never knows, do one Archy McNally
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Russ
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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful,and so are we.They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people,and neither do we. (George Bush)
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Dilligaff2
Frequent Contributor
Imagine if common sense were common?
When all is said and done, more will be said than done
The more people I meet, the more i like meat
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