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SNENS announcement - BOB Bank on Bananas Listed on the JSE

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Urgent rehash ## ,... Who can make snens of this announcement,.. Bob Mugabe found the missing diamond of Kimbererly this week in a stunning new discovery up one of his orifices,.. He was break neck pace at listing a new predatory lending institution in Zimbabawabwe on the JSE this week,.. SHares will be on offer at a bunch of bananas per dozen,.. He feels it is a good deal and promises to have AK47b wielding gangsters at every branch,.. He decided against the word Tak after the 1947 whipping by the tukkies,.. Some bones die hard,.. [some super subtle advertising there of his new Viagra range]
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Preston
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Simon and I will subscribe for those bananas..after all we are from the Banana Republic....Go shark go!!!. Cheetah and the Blou bulls sucks.
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AJDK
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Easy to say that now, after you had your asses whipped by them for the last 5 or six years! But hey, they are our only hope in Super14 this year, so all the luck to them...
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CHATTYCHAT
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CHATTYCHAT
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Bob & Tsvangi on boat after the elections to try and resolve a few differences. With them some 10 crew members. Now, fate has it that the boat bumps into a large floating log, develops a leak and starts sinking. The 2 leaders decide to vote who will make use of the only life jacket. After deliberation the result is announced: for BOB- 60 votes against Tsvangi's- 11.
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