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CHATTYCHAT
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All - I've not been a great player in the field of trading, neither a asset to this forum in the area of contributing to the specialised field of riding the gaps and so on... I've now migrated to another platform to consolidate my accounts and will soon be closed out of participation here. Good luck to all, make lots of money, share (forgive the pun) some of it with those that have NOT, and always be loyal to SA. Finally, I share a (Friday) joke with you - credit to Moonstone Monitor: A drunk with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position at a winery. The director wondered how to send him away, so he gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said: "It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.� "That's correct", said the director. Another glass: "It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results." "Correct, again." A third glass: Calmly from the drunk: "It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive." The director was stunned. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine. The drunk tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant - and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father." Cheers!
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partridge
Super Contributor
Don't worry I didn't see the words "trading chat forum" anywhere. Have fun
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Rams
Super Contributor
good luck Chatty, always enjoyed your good sense of humour. If you come back, try trading the ALSI futures...intraday
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Rams
Super Contributor
good luck Chatty, always enjoyed your good sense of humour. If you come back, try trading the ALSI futures...intraday
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orange68
Super Contributor
haven't been long here myself none the less all the best
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Alonzo7
Frequent Contributor
All of the very best to you...
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Preston
Super Contributor
Goodbye RAMS, all the best on the new platform.
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Good luck Chattychat, all the best in your future trading endeavours, make pots of money! :)
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Sugar_Snap
Frequent Contributor
Hope I am not to late to say cheers, but be careful out there for the platform that you chooses, check out the latest Noseweek (Aug) edition.
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