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Brazen
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Preston, I'm afraid you may not refer to Simon as Princess Leia until you know him better. Until then, Your Serene Highness will do. Oh, and don't forget to always say, 'May the force be with you.' He really likes that.
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Doctor Simon had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his Head that said: "Simon, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last .... And you're single. Just let it go."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to Reality.
Whispering......
Simon........Simon........Simon............you're a vet Simon
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bwarharharharharhar!
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YNWA
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OooooYeah Super!.....is my dear little Millie under threat?...'ll havta tie her up to the 4 poster
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin!" "Not a problem," replied the doc. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, mother Mary and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!" "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!" Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?" "Oh, no, no, no, Doctor, the sex was fine indeed! Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
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Preston
Super Contributor
Thanks Guys for your replies. To simon " May the force be with You"
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SimonPB
Valued Contributor
nah, this weekend the force will be with da sharks - coz they be dishing out a thuming to da bulls. I will take it back after the game - an yes I will be at Kings park watching the MIGHTY MIGHTY SHARKS win the super 14.
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john_1
Super Contributor
A case of trilogy if you go watch it in your Princess outfit and get seen on TV!
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Brazen
Super Contributor
Make that two cases!
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john_1
Super Contributor
No No... 1 case I knew I would be able to split the cost of that red gold with you.
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Brazen
Super Contributor
Ok. But I will make it two cases if he also wear one of those big foam hand thingys with a light sabre in it. And waves on TV!
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john_1
Super Contributor
Hey if he flashes his light Sabre he might get arrested... cool!
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En al wat Jy sal sien is die BLOU MASJIEN
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da sharks , da sharks - once da Bulls are in the shark tank they will get eaten alive ..
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Asher
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Sorry man but clearly the is trend favouring the Bulls and I am a Bull on Sat - don't go down with the sharks...
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