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Slow system and Price Streamer not working

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Is anyone else experiencing really slow response, and Streamer can't even load!!!????
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consider yourself lucky...no response is better than the wrong response....SFM...just shut this thing down and give us our money back....much better for PR
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SFM needs to get simply thing correct. First baby step is to unban mkadir.
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No - first thing they should do is to ban you
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I have a dream.....take the guys at SFM ..esp those that think we are all big nags....take 100 000 from them each and force them to trade with their own money using price streamer as a reference....
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Mr C, i also have a dream. My dream is Relborg must assume the position ...........of your poolboy.
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Where were you the past few days? Finalising the books for the social club?
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My family is my social club...but if you insist, you can join Mr. C poolboy social club. I believe the experience is extremely penetrating.
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err u will have to ask John about that....since his visit the poolboy has been doing stuff at John's house...I was sure he said he didnt have a pool though?
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Mr. C, Relborg comes highly recommended. He is an obedient slave.
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Where is john? Rubbing nappy cream on his post-Argus chaffing? Digging a hole with the poolboy?
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How about we open our own online stockbroker firm - anybody got a couple of bars to set it up??
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nah thats no good...thats my role....no good 2 slaves bowing and s*****ing...a master is whats needed
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but he does have a creepy crawly (sic)
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he is presently recuperating at a the a "The sisters of perpetual mercy"...a mission a couple of blokes and I established...
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We spend more time and money trying to fix problems than trading. We need our money back right now. And i we want to be compensated for wrong information.
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good luck...as Simon has so often pointed out in his big hair days...."Standard bank has a huge army of lawyers" but small claims court would be an interesting option...no lawyers allowed....just write them a letter of demand....if no repsonse within 21 days they will be summoned to court....cost you R 21....
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Preston - I thought you were the poolboy, only now realised you must be the *****
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and we want zero trading costs for life. and we want guaranteed profits only, no losses. oh and we want a claudia schiffer to apologise to each of us in person (maybe with a special allowance for chartist).
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