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Madame Oracle, pray tell; will I become wealthy beyond my wildest dreams today?
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Brazen
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That depends my loyal acolyte. Do your wildest dreams involve having a slice of carrot cake with your bottomless coffee at Mugg & Bean?
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You truly are the Oracle.
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Because you didn't come here to make the choice, you've already made it. You're here to try to understand *why* you made it. I thought you'd have figured that out by now. Because you are `The One'
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Brazen
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Hi my little superboy. Spreading clarity in your wake as you go, as usual.
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I built a shrine to you out behind the dog kennel, at which it was my intention to worship and contemplate huge matters. Unfortunately, my dog ate it. I think it was not a good idea to surround it with Cheese Curls and Chuckles. Did you know that would happen?
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Some very important philosophical questions here.....what is wealth? Money is but one component ...for me its freedom....freedom of choice...freedom to do what you decide with your time...not once when you make a career choice but every day you wake up....I can think of no other endevour which will give you more freedom than trading.....and therein lies the problem....
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Brazen
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I did. You must kill your dog. And as penance for owing a dog you must kill a banker. Unlimited carrot cake will follow.
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Chartist, you didn't work for Nedbank at some point did you? Your post has a very "Who are those people?" ring to it... You're starting to scare me. Just a little.
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I cannot kill my dog as then my children will surely kill me. Instead, I have instructed the beast to paws for a moment and consider the error of its ways. I have also left a message for my banker warning that I shall be around later to end his life... wait why are there all those sirens making such a noise outslide...?
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yes you may be right....I disliked that ad so much I shorted Nedbank
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Maddog
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For me wealth is a lot of russion brides of my choice......oh and my own oracle at my bexk and call............ok and unlimited cheese curls
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