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I heard that Doctors tried to reboot him by pressing his belly button sadly it did not work due to a worm that took a gigabyte out of the apple.
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is this the Friday Joke?
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I think these Steve jobs jokes are very un-PC
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I should have said tera-blebyte. :-0
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well, looks like its bananas from now on...
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What will Steve Jobs say when he goes to heaven? - "iDied"
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We can make them in Africa. We are having them on trees.
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For sure there will not be a second iDied, maybe an iDied s leeping.
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there is an IPad APP out for Jobs ghost...its called iScream!
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LOL what flavor?
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ilovechocolate.
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not ice-cream....iScream man....Anyway what if you dont have an IPAD...iKona?
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LOL most people scream on a call. Not a bad iDia to make a cooloff phone.
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Seeing as the jobs numbers came out maybe I should point out obama said he would take care of jobs. nobody took him seriously!
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Let's hope the jobless will not take care of Wall Street as Obama took care of Jobs.
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story of the 3 Apples that changed the world, the one that fell on Newtons head, the one that Eve ate and the one that Steve built...
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