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CE
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I'm sticking my head out the loo.....but is it save ?
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Beep_Beep
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Not saved yet - safer though
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jln
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I sure hope so.
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CE
Super Contributor
Ek kan nie meer nie korporaal !
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Beep_Beep
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vasbyt troep
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CE
Super Contributor
50k boikies are back !!!
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Beep_Beep
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Yes please let them come
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jln
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Back to the loo!
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CE
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Please pass me the 2 ply, thank you.
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for heterosexuals you have very loose sphincters...
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Beep_Beep
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oooops
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what....did you dilate spontaneously again?
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Beep_Beep
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couldn't help it
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careful - you could fall through your own rectum...
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maybe you wanna borrow a buttplug...it comes with an instructional video...
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CE
Super Contributor
Do they come in different sizes ?
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YNWA
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Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!" Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla. "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!" "Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried. Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!" In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!" Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!" At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man."
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CE
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Exellent !
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Captain_Kidd
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Brilliant !!
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jln
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Good sign for tomorrow?
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