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dilligaff
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Mugabe, Mbeki & Zuma were lost in the forest and were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
Mbeki came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your a55 without any expression on your face or you will be eaten.'' The first apple went in.... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
Zuma arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
Mbeki & Zuma met in heaven and Mbeki asked Zuma, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" Zuma replied, " I couldn't help it, I saw Mugabe coming with pineapples ".
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