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stores
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Male VS Female logic. Woman says do you drink beer. Man says yes. Woman says How many a day. Man says usually about 3. Woman say how much do you pay per beer. Man says R9.00. This is where it gets scary. Woman says and how long have you been drinking. Man says about 20 years I suppose. Woman says so a beer costs R9 and you have 3 a day which puts your spending each month at R810 in one year, it would be approximately R9855, is that correct. Man says yes correct. Woman says if in 1 year you spend R9855, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at R197 100 correct. Man says correct. Woman says do you know that if you did not drink so much BEER that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari. Man says do you drink beer. Woman says No. Man then says where is your Ferrari. GIVE THAT MAN A BELLS
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Rams
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Same logic for rental versus buying....give that man a home loan ?
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