One: Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife. Two: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards Three: Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open. Four: What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing Five: Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron Six: Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver? Seven: This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards Eight: Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract. Nine: Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though Ten: Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
