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Too good not to share ....(Fifty Shades of Grey - a husbands point of view)

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AJT
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; ... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread... In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said I am a dominater !! Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one"!! Well readers, I can't tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey.
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Preston
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Rams
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well, after reading the book, she lay on the bed,all naked ,and asked her husband to tie her up... 4 poster bed. Then asked him to do whatever he wanted to. He picked up his golf bag and headed off to the golf course!
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Rams
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well, after reading the book, she lay on the bed,all naked ,and asked her husband to tie her up... 4 poster bed. Then asked him to do whatever he wanted to. He picked up his golf bag and headed off to the golf course!
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THRESHOLD
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Too vivid... my "mental eyeballs" are scorched. To go with my bleeding ears.
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Rams
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not surprising, seeing that you have so many cheap toasters(69?)!
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THRESHOLD
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Stopped short of the magical 69. 68 is my lucky number. This is no place for food talk. Sies!
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