Everyone please stop attacking GVV and be nice to him, because he has post-traumatic stress disorder. He went to the grocery store on his way home today. He walked into the shop and then - shock and horror - he saw a thing with black skin and hair and gleaming white teeth, like a ghost. He got the surprise of his life and decided to just pay for the apples and not even go to get milk. Then he got to the till, and would you believe it, there was this thing with jet black hair extensions and shiny black skin and white teeth - so white it looked almost like the sun shining. What a complete shock - he jumped up in surprise and then banged his head on the till as he was coming down and was knocked unconscious. Eventually he woke up, opened his eyes, and - what could it be - it must either be an Illuminati or a black witch bending over him and trying to extract his entrails for muti, asking him if he is OK. Anyway, he mustered up the strength to run home, leaving his car in the parking lot, mainly because of another one of those strange apparitions with tight curly, jet-black hair lurking in the parking lot. Then he tried to look in his wildlife book to determine what those black creatures were, but they must have come from space on their spacesocket recently, because they are not in the book. The weird thing is, this is not the first time this has happened. It must be a conspiracy...