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Maddog
Regular Contributor
Have you heard of the new Barbie doll....just out........it comes with no money.....no land.......no food......no clothes......and no job Its called a ZIMBARBIE It also comes with a vampire cow that sucks the life out of everything and thats called a MOOBARBIE
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Preston
Super Contributor
Maddog...excellent.
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Project_Directo
Super Contributor
Hers a good one Presto, bought a racehorse today. I've decided to call him 'MY FACE'. I don't care if he never wins a race or makes me any money. Just wanna hear thousands of those posh tarts at Ascot calling out / // / // / 'Come On My Face'
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DCTrader
Super Contributor
It's kinda the same when the Sharks are playing... you hear thousands of fans screaming... "Come Steyn!"
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Project_Directo
Super Contributor
not me mate, i just clap
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Preston
Super Contributor
remind me of a joke of a horse ...named "itchy bum" .But is far to crude for me to post
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does the barbie also come with monoply money?
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CrownA
Super Contributor
Mastercard!
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AJDK
Frequent Contributor
Monopoly money is good! Worth more than Zim money anyway...
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