dark days

[SIMBA]

This is a warning to trade carefully over the next 15 days. Yesterday at 11.30 am there was an erie calm over jhb, the skys went dark and most of the birds stopped singing.I personaly felt very nausious and felt the onset of a panic attack. The cause of this calamity was my mother inlaw landing at jan smutts, I grew my beard two weeks ago but she still insisted on kissing me on arrival, when i arrived at our Morningside appartment the mice had come out of hidding and thrown them selfs onto the traps, dont say i did not warn you all.............

[zindc3]

lol sounds like fun times.

[jack12]

Did the MIL cook dinner ?

[Preston]

Simba, mother-in law are special species. They remind me of auditors that come to inspect your state of affair in an attempt to produce an auditor report to your wife. If Senior management (your wife) is not happy then my friend , you are in the dog box.

[kwagga]

LOL! Good one SIMBA.

[#6]

I'm like my wife's mother-in-law MUCH more than my OWN mother-in-law

[#7]

;-) Mommys child then I see...

[jack12]

Describe mixed emotions????? Your MIL driving over a cliff in your new Merc!!

[john_1]

Nothing mixed I can insure the merc.

[john_1]

I can really feel your pain..my MIL has been staying with us for 4 weeks already. She is much more resilent to rat poison than I thought but you learn somthing new each day.

[Preston]

Quinlan, ???

[#12]

Hmmm. I gotta step MIL staying. She's been fantastic helping to look after 3 week old kid. Still, it has only been 24 hrs.

[john_1]

preston...we have forum names so that or creditors don't know were to find us..do me a favour and refain from using my surname thank you. I have enemies too..the okes who's girlfreinds I shagged in the 90's so please.

[jack12]

Wonder if you will say the same after 24 months?? lol

[Preston]

okay, but for the sake of simplicity can i call you "John Q".

[john_1]

How can adding to my forum name be simplification. ... just john is fine..I promise I will know who you are talking to.

[#17]

If OST is a creditor you lost, they have all the dirt and more than you want them to have ;-).... how many okes you did in back then on this forum, and if they making money they likey have a string of babes left behind so those old days are forgotten... maybe you did them a favour to show the girl was a cheater so not worth keeping.

[john_1]

just Preston's girls

[Preston]

John is a stud muffin. Even the guru(Chartist) wishes that John was his pool boy.