if Mugabe is assassinated, buy Zim stocks?

[#1]

I hear as soon as the results pointed to Mugabe having lost the parliamentary elections the Zim stock market went up 8%. How do you even get to trade in their exchange from here, coz i'm sure their stocks can only go up from where they currently are.

[SimonPB]

isn't theuir daily inflation rate more then 8%/

[#3]

i'm sure their inflation situation would improve once they had a change in Prez. Financial system stability = less inflation?

[sk_1]

More fun playing monopoly!

[#5]

Hahaha, that's a funny one. You know, whoever created this site most prob thought it would be about traders sharing trading ideas, but it turns out it works quite well as a comedy site as well.

[sk_1]

Mooogabe is always good for a chuckle!

[scandal]

in the shipping business so have friends in port authority. Heard last week that SA foiled attempt to have arms smuggled into ZIM. about 6 containers full. don't know if they were for MDC or Zanu... The funny part is that the guys were apparently paid in metica's ....

[#8]

i am honestly thnking of launching the "Zimbarbie" doll, low production cost are a plus.

[duke_vest]

will she come in a gi jane version with mugabe's face and ak in the hand?

[#10]

might throw in a duke bulletproof vest, in your honour.

[Starsky]

extra ballots for ammunition