joke of the day

[prof]

Satan visits Cape Town and meets Gatiep. "Do you know who I am?" "Nay", says Gatiep, "gie my a hint" Satan says, "I am the prince of darkness" "Fo..it" says Gatiep, "djy's mos die CEO van Eskom"

[Preston]

now see that is problem with Afrikaans, there is no humour attached to that language!!!!

[#3]

oi, Im a van der Merwe and theres plenty of jokes about me...

[Preston]

Pls dude .. Tell us one!

[Preston]

Why did van der merve crosses his leg when having a bath?

[Copper]

A parrot walks into a bar with a Van de Merwe on his shoulder....

[#7]

A woman wlks into chemist shop.I need some cynide please Mam we cannot give you cynide but what do you need it for?I want to kill my husband the dirty bastard!No Mam i cannot give it to you i will get into trouble.Woman pulls photo from handbag,shows a pic of her husband with Pharmasist wife naked in bed.Oh well,you didnt tell me you had a prescription Mam!

[barry_1]

Evkom borg 'n partytjie by sy hoofkwatier,die tema is "knyp die kat in die donker".Kom ons gaan almal om mekaar te voel!

[#9]

Preston, when are you finishing your joke?

[#10]

White Horse! White horse! ;)

[#11]

Why Preston???????

[#12]

well he started a joke about van der Merwe in the bath and never finished!

[#13]

Copper as well!

[#14]

Come on Preston we are waiting.Why did he cross his legs

[CHATTYCHAT]

Let's guess... he had a pi** and didn't want to release in the bath.

[Q2W]

He is mocking "van de Merwe"