talk about being caught with your pants down!

[john_1]

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile. A representative from Israel began: "Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them." The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then." The Israeli representative smiled and said - "And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech."

[asylum]

very clever.lol

[SKALA]

Classic!! Had dealings with both Israelis and Arabs and found both can be very clever, but I think the Israelis stay one step ahead.

[#4]

As long as your views are objective, Skala Goldstein.

[mib]

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