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[Brazen]

There have been complaints that the forum is full of useless chatter and vacuous comments. Deep in my heart I fear this may be true. To counteract this let's try to post useful and illuminating facts. It's my idea so I'm going first - Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

[CHATTYCHAT]

I.C.U. aerosal claims to kill all germs - so to counteract, just spray around in the bathroom, works like a bomb. Better, still: build the bathroom away from the little house, that way the boom-boom is kept at bay.

[Tango]

What if your toilet is cleaner than your toothbrush?
(sorry, that was useless, will try to be serious) Hmmm.. So.. here is a very interesting 'How-to article' - "How to Make a Seashell from a Chinese Red Envelope"
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Seashell-from-a-Chinese-Red-Envelope

[Brazen]

Well done CC! You see, already we have a brilliant solution to what could be a nasty problem.

[Brazen]

Bwhahahahaha!

[#6]

More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones.

[attackcat]

Not to cast a nasturtium or anything, but do you really think we should be recommending anything that involves the use of sissors?

[Preston]

After every major undertaking........I would shake loose from Wall street and go off to some quiet place where I could review what I had done. If I had lost money, I wanted to make sure that I would not repeat the same mistake. If it had been a successful operation, getting away from the clattering tickers helped clear my mind and refresh me physically for any future action. ~ Bernard Baruch: My Own Story

[saash]

That's because the sight of red causes stress. It's associated with blood, you know. The stuff people are currently painting on walls.

[Wizard]

Your brush is complaining, because u are not using the sea effectivly

[Brazen]

It's not nice to cr@p in the sea, Wiz. Other people swim there. But thank you for your input.

[JDT]

The ocean makes up approximately 70% of the earth's surface. Don't think a Wizard turd will have a huge effect. (Depending on what was digested)

[Preston]

Wizard, brazen is extremely clever,she does not want you to ***** in teh sea, because the Tide could take it all the way to the coastline where Brazen stays and then she will be the reciepient of all those nasty smell. I am in a nasty mood so I say ***** in the ocean(lol)

[Brazen]

Now, this is exactly what I was hoping to achieve. A thoughtful, measured and well researched reply. Well done J!

[Wizard]

Hopefully it will be clean enough in few days time, as there are people swimming in the ocean... :(