Here goes. No French No Speak...... >> > > There was this ZULU lady married to a french man >> and they lived in Paris. >> >> The poor lady was not very proficient in french language, but managed >> to communicate with her husband. >> The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. >> >> One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy a leg of mutton >> She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, >> lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. >> >> >> The butcher got the message and the lady went home with mutton legs. >> >> The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't >> know > how >> to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her bre*st. > The >> lady got what she wanted. >> >> >> The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. >> Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to >> the store... >> Q. How did she finally get the sausages? >> >> >> What were you thinking?
