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Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say "congratulations", but none of them rub your ball$ and say "well done"?
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Question is who should rub them! (",)
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hopefully the hotest one of the lot... HaHa
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LOL! Since her female friends are doing the rubbing for her, all your male friends should be doing the rubbing for you. PS. Congrats Preston!
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I think the main reason is that although they are certain she is the mother, there can never be 100% certainty who the father is !!!!
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Preston-Maybe your father should rub your ball$ and congratulate you for expanding the family surname.....lol
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Preston-Maybe your father should rub your ball$ and congratulate you for expanding the family surname.....lol
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it may also be that the girl friends are not rubbing your balls in congratulations because... they know who the father is LOL
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They rub the tummy because that is where the baby is! Why bother about where part of the baby has been (ie balls)!
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